Top Ten True Confessions
April 26, 2008 by getbornmag
We want your true confessions!
Every mom needs to know she’s not the only one who tells her kid to wipe his boogers on his jeans when she’s fresh out of Kleenex. It’s your turn to air the dirty laundry you’re often too ashamed to speak about, but, true to get born style, we think your truth will liberate you and others.
Post your own top ten here!
1. I really would rather stay in bed and read than get up at 5:30 to feed my kids cold cereal.
2. I have raised whiny selfish kids, but I think they are happy.
3.Motherhood is the biggest kept sectret in the world and if we all knew what it was really like well that pretty much says it.
4.My husband works hard at his his job , but hardly works at home
5. Doea cereal count as dinner?
6. I would love to travel europe again, bymyself.
7.Who are we doing this for?
8. being a stay at home mom is the hardest thing i have ever done in my life!
9. I am a slacker mom, and i am OK with it
10.I love my kids with all of my heart and soul, but damn this is hard!
Teresa Soltis
1. I turn the radio up in the car really loud so I don’t have to hear my kids talk.
2. I tell my kids I have homework so I can sit at the computer and eat my dinner.
3. I havn’t mopped my kitchen for over a month
4. I tell my kids food is spicy just so I don’t have to share.
5. I make brownies, give the kids one, and eat the rest of the pan myself.
6. Some times I get the girls out of bed and bring them to mine so I don’t have to sleep alone.
7. I give in to whining.
8. I fantasize about life without children, even though there is no way I would give them up.
9. I don’t remember the last time I paid a bill by the due date.
10. I have left dishwater sitting in the sink for atleast one full day.
1. I don’t brush my kids’ teeth every single night
2. I will give in and give them a lollipop at 10 am on Saturday morning if they will please please stop whining
3. On days they get a lollipop at 10 am I DO brush their teeth
4. Some nights I turn on Tom & Jerry and tell them I’m going to go into the kitchen to cook dinner but I really make mac&cheese and give myself a few minutes alone in the kitchen. A fat glass of wine is usually included on these quiet kitchen times
5. I pack lunch for myself every single day and rarely buy myself anything so I can hire a cleaning woman every 2 weeks
6. I never scrub the floor or the toilet or the bathroom counters (see point 5)
7. I do make my own bread and I do keep the children high-fructose-corn-syrup free
8. I stay up way too late most nights so I have me time and then am a grump to the kids in the morning
9. I waited all my life to have 2 beautiful kids (i’m in my 40s) but often think about bedtime as soon as I wake up
10. I think my children and my experience with motherhood is unique (I know it’s a universal truth)