1. I turn the radio up in the car really loud so I don’t have to hear my kids talk.
2. I tell my kids I have homework so I can sit at the computer and eat my dinner.
3. I havn’t mopped my kitchen for over a month
4. I tell my kids food is spicy just so I don’t have to share.
5. I make brownies, give the kids one, and eat the rest of the pan myself.
6. Some times I get the girls out of bed and bring them to mine so I don’t have to sleep alone.
7. I give in to whining.
8. I fantasize about life without children, even though there is no way I would give them up.
9. I don’t remember the last time I paid a bill by the due date.
10. I have left dishwater sitting in the sink for atleast one full day.
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