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Hello Everyone! To start my part of the blog is an excerpt from an email I sent to Heather, which she was so tickled with she asked me to post it word for word.  Some history:  I work at Barnes & Noble and observe lots of moms with kids. …yesterday every single kid that came [...]

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1.  I often respond to my son’s whining with an exasperated, “What?!!” 2.  A common lunchtime for my child involves microwaved fish-sticks or chicken nuggets drowned in ketchup, some macaroni and cheese, and maybe a pile of blueberries or some other fruit to counter the nutritional value of the rest of it.  Frozen peas if he’s [...]

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1. I don’t brush my kids’ teeth every single night 2. I will give in and give them a lollipop at 10 am on Saturday morning if they will please please stop whining 3. On days they get a lollipop at 10 am I DO brush their teeth 4. Some nights I turn on Tom [...]

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1. I turn the radio up in the car really loud so I don’t have to hear my kids talk. 2. I tell my kids I have homework so I can sit at the computer and eat my dinner. 3. I havn’t mopped my kitchen for over a month 4. I tell my kids food [...]

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1. I really would rather stay in bed and read than get up at 5:30 to feed my kids cold cereal. 2. I have raised whiny selfish kids, but I think they are happy. 3.Motherhood is the biggest kept secret in the world and if we all knew what it was really like well that [...]

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We almost always eat dinner in front of the TV. My husband is the one that gets up with my daughter at night. On the rare nights when I actually wake up to hear her crying, I sometimes pretend to be asleep. I justify this by telling myself that I’m waiting to see if she’ll [...]

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